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VIA: shut-up-im-hilarious ORIGINALLY FROM: epic4chan
lol    lee mack    would i lie to you    seriously watching this right now    
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VIA: fatpeoplemakemehappy ORIGINALLY FROM: brinnyart
lol    notes to self    

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS: IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN LOSING 5 YEARS OF LIFE OR A DINNER WITH JOHNNY DEPP. WHAT RESTAURANT WOULD YOU GO TO? 

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VIA: johnnydepps ORIGINALLY FROM: snapesbutt
lol    
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VIA: funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny ORIGINALLY FROM: tubesock
lol    accuate    
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lol    

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

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VIA: odiinson ORIGINALLY FROM: metaphorically
for future reference    lol    

“It’s October 3rd.”

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VIA: the-onionknight ORIGINALLY FROM: tomhiddles
I saw this post yesterday and it only had like a 1000 notes    lol    
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VIA: starkingjay ORIGINALLY FROM: sirscratchewan
lol    

So there’s only one channel in this motel, 

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

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VIA: fatpeoplemakemehappy ORIGINALLY FROM: handaxe
LOL    
ouyangdan:

thatonemax:

IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME.

OMG DED.

ouyangdan:

thatonemax:

IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME.

OMG DED.

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VIA: bamftastik ORIGINALLY FROM: thatonemax
magneto    LOL